Gather ’round discerning drinkers, as Rapscallion unveils their latest concoction: Pure Hot Air, affectionately dubbed “Scotch Mist.” Yes, you read that right – we’re talking about the essence of ethereal moisture captured from the mystical Campsie Glen, expertly blended with a secret symphony of scents.
But hold onto your hats, folks, because here’s the kicker: the team based in the Gorbals in Glasgow have mastered the art of doing sweet nothing to the base ingredient! That’s right, they’ve turned idleness into innovation, wrapped it in a cloak of marketing wizardry, and delivered it straight to your thirsty lips.
Gregor Leckie, the mastermind behind this audacious venture said: “Scotch Mist has been formulated over years of painstaking research and development, combining the purest moisture captured from the Scottish hills and a proprietary blend of aromas, minus the midges.”
Gregor assures us that this ground-breaking elixir is not just a flight of fancy. Gregor added: “It’s a bold step towards our grand ambitions of B-Corp accreditation and a coveted spot on the Waitrose shelves”.
So, dear imbibers of the avant-garde, brace yourselves for a sip of history in the making. Rapscallion Soda – rewriting the rules, one dreamy soft drink at a time. Cheers to that!
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